Brass Tacks: Puke Hugs

They will vomit on you. I’m sorry. I really am, but…it’s true. They’ll get sick. Some very little, some a lot. And when they do the only person on this planet they’ll want is you. That’s right. YOU! Because they don’t know what sick is and that makes them scared, and they just want to…

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A Long Week and the Satisfaction of Hard Work Done

Laundry. Never ending laundry. That first of the year-all visitors/house guests gone-all consuming laundry. Done. Kids scrubbed, jammied, snuggled into nice clean bedding. PUKE! Repeat. PUKE! Repeat. PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE ALL THE PUKE! Laundry. Never Ending Laundry. So, it was a long week. The 24 hour flu cycled through each of us, making it…

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Kitchen Chaos: Screw You Flu Soup (“Chicken” Noodle)

1tbsp. Butter (of your choosing) 1/4c. Chopped Red Onion 1 (medium) Chopped Sweet Potato 1 Chopped Carrot 2 PC veggie “chicken breasts” broken up Fluffy handful of Spinach 8c water (or half vegetable broth) 3 bay leaves Rosemary, salt, and pepper to taste (I make the noodles separately so that they don’t get soggy in…

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